Friday, October 13, 2006

Tips of the Day

Fashion Tip for the day—snazzy shoes with lots of air holes may not be a good choice for the cooler fall days.
Driving Tip for the day—Allowing one or two school busesexit from the school parking lot to the main road is nice, allowing all 5 million and 8 is rude and the normally pleasant person behind you will resist getting out of the car and beating you with a stick only by sitting on the horn and talking about your lack of brains.
Parking Tip of the day--remember where you park you stupid car so you don't need to call your long suffsufferinguse (who works for the same place) saying "honey I can't find my car. Can you come help me look?" The when he finds it where you swore you did'didn'tk you wont have to feel like a fool.

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