Tips An On Again and Off Again Weekly Series

Sometimes Weekly Tips

• The term "scum sucking crow dog" has a nice ring to it. But it will never replace "pig" as a term of endearment.
• This parking lot is huge and filled with many cars. Brightly colored spray paint can be used to mark a trail to your car. (thanks Good Looking for this tip)
• Fool the guards by having the paint end at car near yours.
• I like to use spray paint that matches my outfit (using the term "outfit" to describe what I typically wear, makes me giggle.)
• If you have a car with no trunk hide the cans of spray paint in a box.
• Some dogs are bed hogs (so are some men).
• Professional Crocs (shoes) come with fewer holes.
• The term professional Crocs, makes me laugh.
• I love crocs especially because they make me laugh.
• Co-workers who promise to provide Valet parking are to be cherished. Even if you know you that you will never actually ask, becuase if you did, they would know you are truly insane.