I Want Better Hair!!

I got my hair cut today. I know, I know, I can just hear you saying so what, big deal. Well the big deal is I want better hair. 'There isn't much to my hair. It is too dang fine. I mean, I see ladies with pony tails the circumference of a quarter. When I pull my hair back it makes a pony tail with the circumference of one of those thick milk shake straws. What fun is that! It is too fine to hold an interesting or fun style, style; curls straighten out with in an hour. All it ever does is hang straight down.

So I live by my fantasy, that if I don't get it cut, if I continue to let it grow, it will transform itself into thicker, fuller hair. Hair that will hold a curl and a fun style. Sadly it never does, all that happens is it gets longer, hangs straighter and the women I work with start to bug me so that I'll call for an appointment to get it cut.

Eventually I give in to my work buddies and make the hair appointment. I give in not because I think it is too long, but because I'm tired of the ladies bugging me and because eventually my mind shifts over to fantasy two. I get my hair cut and it will be a miracle transformation, just like I see on an Oprah makeover. It will transform itself into thicker, fuller hair. Hair that will hold a curl and a fun style. Yesterday I made the appointment, today Julie cut my hair.

I admit it. It does look better. It does have a tiny bit of body. But it won't hold a curl or a fun style. Don't get me wrong. Julie did a great job. But all she had to work with was my baby fine, bone straight hair.

Oh well maybe if I let it grow it will magically transform it self into thick, beautiful blonde hair. Hair that will fall to me knees in beautiful magical curls!! You think?